SNOT!

I'm ill. Not like men get ill, Im proper ill!
snotty nose, bunged up head and I cant
hear anything with my right ear.
And to make it eaven worse, Im unhappy aswell,
illness makes me grumpy.

But to be fair to him, my beloved does
everything he can at the minute
to keep me happy and
(since my illness is very serious) alive!

Peace out!